Minerva is entirely confused when no one seems to be able to pick a fanfic personality and stick with it. Weird? Yes. Funny? I've been convinced that it is. I kid because I love, people...well, kinda.

Severus Snape decides to keep a journal, with a specific purpose in mind. Very introspective and slighty angsty in parts. I'm working with an odd psychological theory here--please R and R.

Snape gets dragged to Dr. Phil to confront his inner torment...and ends up confronting Harry too. Features ocarinas, illicit affairs, and Monty Python. Part 3 finally up!

Severus Snape, if you recall, wears a gray nightshirt. Why? Snape discusses this and the course of his life. Intertwined with and inspired by T. S. Eliot's "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock."

Voldemort calls Severus and Lucius to his Evil Loft of Doooooom for some very special meetings. Part Two up! Voldie finally got the blacklight posters, Snape defends his intellectualism, and Lucius is very proud of his hair.

On waaayyyyyyy hiatus. If I were you, I wouldn't bother.

Snape takes you on a little tour of his apartment and explains what everything's doing there. Part Three Up-we get him drunk and search his tangerine iMac!

You can tell a lot about a person by what's in their room. Draco's room is no exception. Come join us for a story about love, broomsticks, and sexual orientation. Word.

When McGonagall needs to find out who her baby's daddy is, she turns to Jenny Jones. Features a drop-dead cameo from the chick detective from Law and Order:SVU. It's really strange, but my friend Lauren gives it two thumbs up. You'll like it!