The giant squid has a small problem.

Following Voldermort's return, Harry finds himself desperate for ways in which to counter him. He finds a book, and things perhaps go a little downhill from there. It's nonsense, and likely poorly written, but the idea amused me and so here we are.

I don't know why I thought this was a good idea. I hope you like adjectives. A new pupil at Hogwarts hopes for friends and adventure. Gets them. Well, one of them. For now.