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A team of government scientists discover a new sentient species, which the first specimen refers to as "Demons." The following files are the journal-like entries written by the Head of Ops. Dr. Alexis Leonhart. Will the Doc ever find out what started this? Reposted and edited from DeviantArt.[on Hiatus due to writer's block, sorry]

One night, a young girl found herself not only in a hospital, but now a completely different species! Now, she has to deal with aliens who think she's nuts, royals who think she's psychic, and learning how to control alien superpowers. Rated for a potty-mouth protagonist in later chapters.

Phobos and his lackeys(in this case, Cedric, Miranda, and Frost) manage to escape from their prison. As the Guardians attempt to stop them, Phobos whips out a spell he's never tested before. Unfortunately, or not, it backfires, and sends the nine out into a world between reality and fantasy.

A young boy encounters a strange woman in his dreams. Oneshot.