This is why, during his song, Macavity doesn't attack anyone and why the males leave the she-cats defenseless for the entire song. If you don't laugh, it's there for me to laugh at later, if you do laugh... BONUS! Enjoy and please review. ONE-SHOT
Alonzo's heart broke, but luckily he can get some comfort from everyone's favorite uncle. No better title for the story, sorry! It's slash if you squint, I suppose... wow, for once! One-shot!
NOT what you'd think it is with the title. Calm your pattooties! Moving on with the actual summary. Mistoffelees likes a tom, but doesn't tell him, but instead he gets a pleasant surprise. Rated T for caution (aka paranoia) and because I don't do K or M. One-shot!
Uh-oh, HAT's visiting the junkyard and spreading her insanity and obsessing over Skimbleshanks. Oh, no! Not another black hole! We just got her out! I hope that the new fanfiction authors use it and everyone enjoys the randomness of me before sugar is put in my system (yes, I didn't have sugar before or during writing this, but afterwards is a different story).
Random pairing generator... I decided to take the challenge... and I had some sugar... it's happened before! Ah dinnae ken if yer willin' ta read i' tho...
Asparagus isn't a cat that says much and not many can tell what's underneath the surface except for his best friend Skimbleshanks, but when Skimble can't read his friend's emotions he can't help, but wonder what he's hiding... trust me, this isn't what you think it is, you will understand after you read it... I don't even know what genre this is anymore. Let me know. R&R please!
AU for me where the three "Deut Boys" hate each other and one's shown why. What will that brother be willing to do to save the other two?... I don't know how else to explain it without giving anything away... enjoy! Oh! By the way, Rated T for violence and... I think cussing, I'd have to read it again to be sure. Anyway, please read and review... and enjoy, I suppose. Two-shot!
I'm just gonna say this now so no guy stumbles on here and thinks, 'oh, this is gonna be funny, it's gonna talk about how BSC they are' and gets scarred for life or anything. This is how some of the queens are/change when they're on their period. Since I've passed a lot of boundaries already, might as well cross this one. and btw, BSC bat sh** crazy. Anyway, hope you enjoy! R&R.
Let's just say, in the beginning, waving his long brown tail didn't work so well, especially with the queen he's interested. One-shot.
Rum Tum Tugger's gotten himself into something else. He's got to win over Skimbleshanks in order to win a game that Mistoffelees got him into, but guilt gets to him and he tells Skimble everything and Skimble's determined to help Tugger win this game. Along the way will Tugger fall for Skimble and if so will Skimble return his feelings? Are all the feelings real or are they fake?
What was going on through Han's head while he had the gnu pointed at Frank? 400 words of actual story. Rated T because I'm paranoid, I suppose. One-shot!
Kelsey can't sleep one night and in the early morning finds Mr. Kadam practicing martial arts. After agreeing to taking on lessons with him, she's left questioning her relationships.
Follow the adventures of multiple crazy authors living in the world of CATS and ensuing fun and crazy mayhem and chaos wherever we go! Featuring: Myself, Pouncii, Milesperhour, HumanGuineaPig, Quiffin, Magical Miss Brittstoffelees, Silenthunder, Paradox Predator, Demsit the Mystic Cat, xToffifee, and musicgal3! Rated T because I know it's gonna end up not for little kits- er- kids.
Kishan's past, though shared, is shrouded in mystery when it comes to his time as a tiger. Sohan Kishan Rajaram is many things. He is a prince. He is a man. He is a tiger. He is a beast. He is an avenger. He is a killer. He is a murderer. Rated T: Violence & Language
The Miser Brothers' seem to hate each other, but is that completely the case? Main Characters: Snow/Heat Miser, Minor Characters: Bunnymund/North, Guest Appearances: Heat Miser/Tooth Rated T: Minor language/I always do rated T even if it's rated K.
This is the life story of my OC, Lyon. Like my play on words in the title there? *nudge* eh? Eh? I know it's lame, but I'm 30% sure the story is better than the summary and title, let me know if it is. I was gonna say something else... oh, yeah! Rated T for violence and kinda depression... man I'm forgetful. Don't trust me to remember anything I am 99.99% sure I'll forget. Enjoy!
Skimbleshanks doesn't really like Christmas all that much. He doesn't hate it, but he certainly doesn't love it either. Admetus makes it his goal to make Skimbleshanks catch the Christmas spirit, but who knows if he'll succeed. Ages and pairs are undecided for now. Kits is generally birth-15ish so it's kinda broad. Read and, most importantly, review, please.
(I should tell you, this was a contest between me and Brit, otherwise this story would never exist). Old Deuteronomy has a liking for a certain railway cat... That's it. I've got nothing else for this way too far fanfic and I hate myself and Brittny for it... *sighs* Read if you dare. Rated T for VERY suggestive themes, well, for me anyway, but you've seen worse... don't judge me.
Not exactly like you'd think, but I hope that you like it anyway. ONE-SHOT! Munkustrap has to learn how to tell stories the right way, but he's just not convinced that this song is really that important.
A puppy is abandoned and soon gets accepted by the Jellicle cats, but not all of them like him. He has to grow up with all of the cats we know and love while trying to fit in. Rated T due to paranoia. Maybe eventual romance. DISCONTINUED.