In which Tris, Will, and Al are still alive, and Al never helped Peter beat up Tris. Crack-ish.

What if Renesmee wasn't Bella's only daughter? What if Bella had another daughter before Nessie, a daughter who did weaken her but didn't make her need to become a vampire? What if that daughter's name was Rosalice Cullen, the vampire hybrid Stephanie Meyers was asked not to mention? Why am I asking you so many questions? Read to find out! Reviews make me happy! :)

Percy doesn't like how normal things are. T for one of Leo's jokes. And remember what I said about humor?

Were they really her friends?