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Kira Ashkelon

  • How I Hate Loving Oliver Wood

    One girl's obsession with Oliver Wood as written down in her diary. Sort of a take-off of the book "Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging." Please read. It's rather funny.

  • How I Hate Being Loved By Oliver Wood

    What happens when one girl's greatest wish is granted: she is the girlfriend of Oliver Wood. Sequel to How I Hate Loving Oliver Wood.

  • Just Another Day

    "To Draco or not to Draco?" Pansy's daily dilemma.

  • The Death of Ciara Avaran

    **Finished** Tom Riddle had as steady a life as anyone, until he met the woman that would change his life forever.

  • Harry Potter THE MUSICAL

    Exactly what the title says. Lyrics slightly altered to fit story... sometimes.

  • You-Know-Who's Angels

    A Deatheater girlband tries to brainwash Muggles all over the world into being Lord Voldemort's minions! What ever shall Harry and his friends do this time?

  • Pixie

    Draco comes home after his 4th year to a big surprise from his mother: a little sister. What's more, he's not allowed to mention anything to his father.

  • Cardcaptor Pandora

    Pandora Malfoy believed that she was a Squib for the first fifteen years of her life, until finally she was invited to Hogwarts after finding a mysterious book in a basement. What she finds in this book grants her power beyond anything she ever imagined.

  • The Adventures of Glasses and Grim

    Due to a rather sticky situation occuring down in the Snape section of the dungeons of Hogwarts, Professor McGonagall and Sirius Black become stuck in their animal forms and are cast out by Filch. Now they have to get back to Hogwarts before disaster str

  • Harry Potter and the Prekalkulos Curse

    Hogwarts finds itself in a PreCal nightmare, and Harry must break the curse before it's too late! Used this on a PreCal project. Probably need to understand PreCal to get the "humor" of it. ^_^

  • Special Agents of the Ministry of Magic

    Dr. Tyrie McKarrick, a psychiatrist for non-humans and agent for the Ministry of Magic, investigates the mysterious murders of three different Muggles, an investigation which changes her life forever.

  • Writer's Block

    JK Rowling gone Shakespeare. A parody on Hamlet's "To be or not to be" soliloquy, except Rowling is playing the part of Hamlet and telling us how she (and I) really feels about writing.

  • Ah! My Witches (Though Some Previously Could...)

    Lord Voldemort pays an unexpected visit to Narcissa and Draco Malfoy while Lucius Malfoy is away, and concocts an immortality potion with VERY strange side-effects...