"So, this is where you've wandered off to."

Two men. One title.

Harry met James when he was four - or, to be more accurate, James met Harry when he was seven. slash

Dennis has ideas regarding what Harry will wear. Harry doesn't quite agree. slash

It was pure chance, that they met the way they did.

Their eyes met in the Top Box, and history took another turn. slash. allusion to m-preg.

He had waited a long time, but in the end, he found that the wait had been worthwhile. Slash, Harry/Undisclosed

Marcus' father wants grandchildren. Marcus, deals with that. Sillyness. pre-slash. allussions to m-preg if you squint. marcus/harry.

It's not always a joke when both of them turn their heads as someone calls one of their names, they respond to them both in equal manners, Fred and George and George and Fred. It's certainly never funny.

Harry was being courted. With dildos, which, all right. slash. harry/colin. crack.

Peter Pettigrew wants to be brave. That's all. (origin-story, cw for non-graphic child abuse)

In which Harry definitely doesn't steal Minerva and hide in the middle of the ocean because of reasons. That would be silly.

Amazingly enough, when the night is over only one child is left unaccounted for. Too bad it's the one with a demon in its stomach.

For Shikamaru, there is a silence to be found in company. gen. character introspection.

He knows, objectively, that she can defend herself more than fine, but his mother always say that his heart rules him more than his mind, and he agrees, his body usually moving without him even thinking about it. fem!Harry

He counts them, one by one in his head, tracks them with the tips of his fingers and remembers. slash. tattoos.

Ron really should have known better. Because yeah, he loved being a Weasley, but some things, well, he could certainly live without them. slash. harry/charlie. Ron's point of view.

Luna was not like everyone else, but Harry didn't exactly give a damn. It wasn't what was important.

In the dark hallways of Hogwarts, unknown doors are easy to enrapture the curious. Alphard definitely is. Curious, that is.

Harry is having wet dreams, but he's fifteen and a boy so who cares, it's expected. But then came Pettigrew and ohmyfreakinggodnooooooo!