Due to an incident involving the villagers one fateful night, Naruto is thrown into a different type of childhood, leaving her to not grow up alone this time around. To add to that, she now has several precious people in her life. So gather around and follow the tale of Konoha's Orange Eyesore. FemNaru! Story, where the Uchiha Massacre doesn't happen. Pairing decided but secret.

An extremely sassy diminutive redhead, and an uptight Corporal. A genuine recipe for disaster. After a mission gone wrong, and some seriously badly timed trash talking about a certain vertically-challenged man, ends our protagonist as Levi's secretary. Let the disaster ensure! And may God help us all. OC/Levi (ALSO Sexy Cover by dreamwithinadream262)