Five shameless self-insert teen OCs are compelled to embark on a quest with constantly shifting goals in a world where anything seems possible, and nothing is as it seems. As they meet the denizens of various fictional worlds, befriend some, battle some, and bang others, they learn important lessons about the reality of fiction and the power of friendship.

"It's a God-awful small affair to the girl with the mousy hair..." Ivy tries to forget her own tragedy, but is forced to face it instead. {Inspired by the eponymous song by David Bowie; can be read as a songfic or as its own entity.}