Draco is given a list entitled '20 Things That Draco Malfoy is Forbidden To Do But Probably Will Do Upon Reading This List' by his best friend, Blaise, and he is challenged to complete every task on the list, no matter what the consequences

"Our son has deliberately disobeyed me!" Lucius spat out the words. "And how is that?" She asked. "He..." Lucius seemed to not want to finish the sentence.

Their search finally ended when they came across a shivering Remus curled up next to a tree. His entire being was covered in scratches and bruises, and nasty deep cuts that were sure to leave scars...

From a small seven-year-old boy to a seventeen-year-old near-adult, Draco always had appreciated visits from his favorite Aunt Bellatrix.

If anything, this was just tragic. Pitiful. Frustrating. Absolutely absurd. Not to mention humiliating. And yet Draco's mother was not aware of any of these things. And it seemed to him, that she rather enjoyed this. Funny One-shot, rating for language.