From a tumblr post by accio-shitpost: "i wanna see a muggle who goes stealth among wizards purely by having a ridiculous aesthetic." Zinnia, a bisexual Australian nurse, moves into the home of late Great Aunt who lived near the Weasleys shortly after the events of the Battle of Hogwarts. Molly Weasley decides to be a good neighbour to the new "witch" in town. That's how it starts.

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...

Nori has never really understood the intrinsic attractions of gold. Then he meets Prince Fili, and realises he might have found an exception. Pre-slash. Reformatted so that it won't make eyes bleed anymore, I swear.

Or, why it's a bad idea to start a prank war with the son of a Marauder. Slight Ron-bashing, non-graphic slashy themes. Malfoy with a sense of humour. Pure crack-fic, even beyond my usual levels.