What makes someone a Hufflepuff? You're sorted there if you're not smart, brave, or ambitious. So what are you? This is the Haiku Epic of what it means to be a Hufflepuff. Hint: It's a psychedelic good time! (Written by a Slytherin)

In the style of Rapunzel, the young Malfoy boy discovers a passion for art and other pleasurable pastimes in the Tower of Malfoy Manor. An alarmingly twisted tale!