Klaus is the mad dog, taken in by the law, chewed up & spat out again. Left to rot in a mental facility for convicted criminals, his prospects are grim, but Caroline's are worse. She's the unfortunate careworker assigned to try & tame the wild beast. Klaroline. Fluffy. Grim. No sexual content. Rated M for bucketloads of blood & gore, murder & psychosis for your viewing pleasure.

"Oh look at this, ol' Billy Bones, all washed up and nowhere to go..." It was one of Billy's worst days, but getting washed up on Anne Bonny's stretch of beach made it decidedly worse. Add her territorial fuck-buddy, a recently-marooned Cpt. Vane, a besieged Miss Guthrie and an unhappy Mrs Barlow on the prowl for a new friend and Billy's day was looking pretty fucking awful! (M)

Ex-Knight and living happily as a shiphand/layabout, Seifer Almasy was content to spend the rest of his days as far from 'society' as was strictly possible. But now he's been landed with a small child which is - according to the raven-faced social worker - a distant relative and now, Seifer's charge. Pink aprons and eggs in the morning (sunny side up) were NEVER his thing. Seiftis