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  • Another Kind of Blackmail

    There are two things Uchiha Madara wants in life: Hashirama and hate sex. HashiMada, modern AU. Oneshot.

  • The Other Leaf

    A certain type of perfection can only be realized through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect. Hashirama. Madara. Various oneshots.

  • Not Exactly Concession

    There's a thin line between friendship and love and Hashirama doesn't like boundaries. HashiMada. A kind-of love story. In-progress.

  • infinite tsukiyomi

    The perfect sacrifice for an eternity of happiness. Madara and Izuna talk within the Tsukiyomi.

  • meeting

    Madara doesn't know exactly when he started to regret stopping him. HashiMada.

  • A Genius Like Him

    In which someone thought it would be a good idea to entrust ANBU Captain Hatake Kakashi with the stoic Uchiha heir.

  • second bloom

    The war was expensive. SasuSaku.

  • Riverside

    When Itachi leaves the Nakano, he doesn't expect Shisui to leave with him. ShiIta, MadaIta, ItaShi, in that order. Oneshot.

  • floating to the surface

    Of dreams and philosophical drunks and long-drawn concession.

  • The Bloody Mist

    The story of Terumi Mei, from graduate of the Bloody Mist to legendary Mizukage. MadaMei.

  • Priceless

    Hashirama. Madara. Their imperfect relationship.

  • unyeilding

    He doesn't like women like her, so this is stranger than a dream. One-sided MitoMada, one-sided MadaHashi.

  • The Engagement

    Madara is asked to an omiai. Hashirama does not approve. Whoops.

  • Commoner Problems

    Among the craziness of Konoha's shinobi, one civilian despairs.

  • shishi-odoshi

    Happiness is never grand, not even within the Tsukiyomi. MadaHashi/HashiMada.

  • The Extraction

    In which Sasuke is given the job of extracting the Kyuubi, and decides to take a page out of Obito's book and do it while Naruto is in the theoretically unstable state of… pregnancy. Obvious problems notwithstanding. Supreme crack and SasuNaru.

  • ascendance

    To build an empire from ink and wood and fire. MadaHashi, HashiMito.

  • My Hairpins are Sharper Than Your Battle Fan

    Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.

  • un paralyzed

    The opposites of criminal-asymptomatism. Akane, Kogami, and their choice of beating the system by refusing it.

  • Lapse of Memory

    Theirs was a romance on stolen time. ItaShi.