After Joker hits him with a mixture of Fear Gas and Joker Venom, Batman finds himself with a problem that technically isn't even there: a hallucination of the Joker that is constantly as his side. Two parts.

My entries into the second BatmanxJoker week on Tumblr, rated T because I'm just a little paranoid.

It is the very definition of bittersweet.

It wasn't a surprise, not really. It felt as natural as if he'd never forgotten in the first place. (In a shocking twist, Germany is Holy Rome)

Those who are the hardest to love need it the most. Arthur is an author and an alcoholic, Francis is sometimes a crossdresser but mostly annoying, and Alfred is a friend to everyone and famous for his parties. In other words, FrUk New Years, anyone?

Germany needs to clean out his attic.

Taking place in the world of George Orwell's 1984, each of the countries is forced to deal with the new world and the changes happening around and to them. They are dying in that way that countries do.

In which Light is god of the school, he probably isn't gay, seeing as he has two girlfriends. Yet everyone seems to think L's going on a date with him. Meanwhile, B has is a drama nerd, the dance is fast approaching, A is really stressed out over homework, Matsuda never studies for tests, and L's life is too complicated and he does NOT have a crush on Light! Well, probably not.

Peyton doesn't remember her life- she just remembers waking in a stranger's life, in a strange town, called Night Vale. No one is willing to give her any explanation of… well, anything. he only explanation she has is a tapes her "brother" gives her. The tapes of the old radio broadcasts. The only link to the place Night Vale used to be, before it became… this. So Peyton listens.

The undeniable truth is that L cares about Light Yagami. Also undeniable is the fact that he is Kira. And from the moment Kira came into existence, L knew he was going to have to kill him. Kira has been given the chance to confess, he has been given his second chance. So, he is going to die. Light Yagami... L's coming apart, he's a wind up toy and he's caught up with himself-

"We're going to fix the world." He made promises to him, with a grin on his face and the wind in his hair, and he whispered them into his ear under the covers, when his breath was hot and his hands were on him. "We're going to be remembered forever. We'll go down in history. We're going to fix the world."

Light makes L a hot chocolate. Naturally, the detective is more than a little suspicious.

Nothing lasts forever. He sighed, and turned to the figure in the shadows. "Whatever happened to us? Whatever happened to him?" "Him?" "Him." He lit a cigarette. "Whatever happened to the Caped Crusader?" Pretty much what you'd think. He died.

Never again. The Joker made a promise, and now the Joker is dead, replaced by a man who will never laugh that manic laugh, and who is not supposed to care about Batman. The Bat, on the other hand, isn't about to let him out of his sight, but when the two do collide again, what will happen?

While Bruce was busy, the tunnels below Gotham were filled with chaos. And it didn't just involve his family- Superman, Poison Ivy, and Catwoman were also pulled in. This is a record of what happened, including the terrible tragedy that befell Batgirl.

Several months after the events of Death of the Family, the Joker is kidnapped from Arkham Asylum. Bruce has no choice but to go after him, and finds himself facing a curious enemy, familiar and new, and questioning his relationship with the Joker. (BatmanxJoker. No knowledge of Death of the Family plot line necessary)

When Batman is bitten by a vampire, it falls to the Joker to keep him from drinking anyone's blood, before the whole undead thing becomes permanent. For the multiple choice contest, following the prompts "Vampires" and "Batman in my Basement." Two parts. I'm really proud of it, so please tell me what you think! Thank you!

After a rough summer, Hermione returns to Hogwarts where she meets the new and improved Draco Malfoy. But in a post-war Hogwarts, Death-Eaters are unwelcome, and one familiar enemy might be ready to leave Azkaban behind him and bring the Dark Mark back. New friends, old enemies, and a threat more dangerous than any other.

One of my entries to the Batjokes Multiple Choice contest. The Bat Captain meets a mermaid by the name of Jesta, and the Bat promises to return (BatmanxJoker AU).

Following the prompts from Tumblr, my entries into the first official Batman/Joker week!