Red has trouble finding that fancy new lunch bar everyone's talking about. He decides to drop by at Selfridges after he and his friends discover a peculiar window display. (No pairings. Based partly on Becky Sloan's Selfridges window display. I may make a second chapter, and if I do the rating may change.)

Donnie had always been rather unique. The local authorities had always been rather superstitious. What was there to fear in a bit of unexpected rain? (No pairings. Based on a headcanon about the yellow puppet. I refer to the puppets as Red, Crowe and Donnie)

A Don't Hug Me I'm Scared fanfiction. A couple of mornings after that June nineteenth, and it still lingered. (No pairings. Also note that I refer to the puppets as Red, Crowe and Donnie.)

(A fanfiction based on a wacky headcanon I made a little while back, as to why the main trio eat raw chicken. Whether or not you wanna take it seriously is up to you.) Red's friends have just moved in, and now it's dinner time! Unfortunately, Red didn't think that part through as well as he should have.

Homsar waits at the local bus stop

A short story about complimentary colours and moulting.

An AU in which the yellow friend joins the love cult.

Homestar Runner wants to get the pants scared off him on Halloween. Things take an unexpected turn near the end of the night. (Rated T for mention of character death, but nothing graphic)