Feeling blue because nobody like him because he's been acting like a racist piece of wizard shit, Draco decides to do something about it and apologize, starting with the girl he directed his slurs at the most. In doing so, she teaches him the joys of crossdressing. Harry and his waffle iron make an appearance.

After and incident with a bird, Ron meets a Hufflepuff who introduces him to the joys of anime and the concept of a potato clock. Soon he goes on an epic quest for Kawaii, and makes a discovery about himself.

Harry finds himself admiring a waffle iron after accepting a gift form the Weasley twins.