A series of itsy-bitsy stories about Sarah Turner (an OC) and what you should never do while living with the Avengers. Each chapter has one thing not to do, and a story to go along with it. Set before the events of Age of Ultron. Rated T because I'm a bit paranoid.

Newt Scamander travels to Toronto, Canada, to study more fantastic beasts. When he meets Winnifred Fairbairn, a whimsy muggle girl who "fell" into his suitcase, both his and hers ideas of the world change.

This is a poem about fandoms, and how the Lord of the Rings was my first fandom.