"His armour is unlike anything we have ever seen, and his helmet is made of purest glass! He is the most fearful sight I have ever laid eyes on – and what's more, he is protecting an extraordinary contraption of metal! Like a small house, and yet…not! It is most definitely not human, and only you can possibly solve this puzzle, Sir Arthur."

Alfred F. Jones takes an English Literature course at college, though he's definitely more of a science guy. He soon realises he doesn't give a damn about Shakespearean sonnets, but he sure is fascinated by the new English professor. And maybe - just maybe - the professor is a little bit fascinated by Alfred, as well.

He would listen closely and pay attention, and any time Albus said one of those things that made Scorpius's heart flutter he would remember it, and keep count. And hopefully, at the end of it, it would all add up to mean 'I love you.'

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Alfred falls in love on his daily commute home from work. Too bad he only knows the guy through the StreetPass app on his Nintendo 3DS!

Arthur Kirkland is busy staring longingly at his co-worker, Alfred, when he is interrupted by a phonecall from a radio DJ. It's time for the show's daily dating segment 'Flirty at 9:30' and apparently someone has a secret crush on Arthur...

Virginia City, 1860. Tired of his life as a silver miner, Alfred decides to brave the infamous Sunflower saloon just once, despite the stories that say it will lead a man to ruin. He promises himself not to fall under the spell of The Sunflower, but is instantly captviated by the legendary peformer known as the Britannia Angel, who is not all that she seems.

The King of Spades has been kidnapped, and all signs are pointing towards the Queen as the culprit.