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  • My Desired Princess

    A semi-romantic ode to the special qualities of Princess Zelda, the heroine/damsel in distress of The Legend of Zelda series. She looks better as a brunette youth.

  • Ultim-ape!

    Specter's apes square off against Addicus the barbarian Monkian when the latter drops in on one of their fun times. This story is named after a mini-game in Ape Escape 3. What else can I say?

  • New Generals of Evil

    Mumm-Ra and the Ancient Spirits of Evil teach their four new Animal generals how providence paved the way for their positions as the pawns of the unholy spirits. Rated for evil sorcery.

  • From Robo to Rebel, and Back Again

    Stormtroopers are having fun playing an arcade game that mocks Rebel insurgents like the Ghost's crew and provides Imperial propaganda. Sabine is determined to go to the stormtrooper training planet Carida, reverse this propaganda to anti-Imperial, and crush the Imperial gaming industry in a way only she would dream of doing.

  • Monkian's Prime-Mate

    Second spiritual successor to Vultureman's Army. Monkian meets the love of his life, and she promises to help him obtain ultimate power from Mumm-Ra by defeating the ThunderCats. But is she really a friend and ally of the naive monkey? Or is she using him, and getting ready to betray him? Inspired by TC episode, "Monkian's Bargain."

  • Jackalman's Rebellion II

    A spiritual successor to Vultureman's Army. Jackalman gets bold enough to try his hand at rebellion again, and this time, he's giving no quarter in battle. Inspired by TC episode, "Jackalman's Rebellion." Safari Joe and the Demolisher star as Jackalman's new rebel soldiers.

  • Decisions for Desertion

    What sort of domestic jobs do clone deserters do? Meet three clones who are a farmer, a miner, and a game hunter. Cut Lawquane is canon, the other two clones are OC's.

  • Vultureman's Army

    Vultureman-centric. The mad Mutant inventor has made a clone army of himself and of an aggressive vulture, and plans to use the talents and abilities he bred into them against the ThunderCats and the Lunataks, and rule Third Earth, albeit with the other Mutants' help. Inspired by TC episode, "Vultureman's Revenge."

  • Viva Lost Wages!

    Larry Laffer elaborates on the "sinful virtues" of the city of Lost Wages from LSL1, the Leisure Suit Larry equivalent of Las Vegas. What a town! Rated M for suggestive themes.

  • German Animal Procrastinations

    Written in British-style humor. Slithe and Vultureman read and talk about the traits and foresights of the Animals of Plun-Darr, and Ratar-O robs them of their gold. Satire of the "Procrastinations" sketch in Monty Python's Flying Circus. Includes many Deutsch words and names, but is otherwise in English.

  • Addicus: A Meal

    112-word flash fiction. Why does Addicus the barbarian Monkey love to eat his victims so much? Was he a neglected child, maybe?

  • Safari Joe's African Safari

    ThunderCats crosses over with Cabela's African Safari. Safari Joe goes on a safari through Africa to hunt more and better prey than any other game hunter. Rated T for violence.

  • SONNY AND KEITH'S COP GAME

    Children's story, for the young-at-heart, as well. Sonny Bonds gets up one day and challenges his friend and partner Keith Robinson to a game of who can stop more bad guys during one day's time. A game of Cops n' Robbers, one could say.

  • Droids Live

    R2-D2 elaborates on how he knows that droids like him, his pals in the Republic, and C-3PO, are truly self-aware, sentient souls. A droid is an entity, not a machine.

  • Amazing Race: Star Wars: Wikipedia

    This parody of a Wikipedia story/article talks about the general outline of *The Amazing Race: Star Wars Cartoons Edition.*

  • Animal History: The Elephants

    The history and culture of the mighty but gentle Elephants of Third Earth. Full of Sanskrit names and meanings. I borrowed Tolkien's Oliphaunts for this story, too. All except Anet and Aburn are OC's, as usual.

  • A Mercenary's Principles

    A flash fiction. What motivates Captain Shiner, the mercenary? What makes him more honorable than most ThunderCats' enemies? What happened to him after ThunderCats, HO? Read and find out.

  • Animal History: The Birds

    What kind of people were the Birdmen like, apart from their natural arrogance? What did celebrities and civilians do on their home world as well as in the Bird Nation and Avista? A brief history of the Birds and their culture. All except Vultaire and Horus are OC's.

  • Animal History: The Monkeys

    What other sort of Monkeys existed in the Monkian race, especially before Third Earth and the ThunderCats? A brief history of the Monkeys that Mumm-Ra once enslaved, and several historical Monkey figures. Also includes a little of their culture. All except Addicus are OC's.

  • Looking for Love in Several Wrong Places

    Drabble novelization of Leisure Suit Larry Goes Looking for Love in Several Wrong Places. Eve rejects Larry, and he rejoins the swinger scene while unwittingly foiling a sinister KGB plot at the same time. Rated T for some nudity, language, and a little sex.