This isn't another competition. This is an AU story. The world has somehow been taken over by Chris McLean, and our beloved contestants are either serving him, made their own army, or are fighting against this system. There will be betrayal, death, and drama! Rated T now, but may reach M due to how I feel. Let's Make this Gory, People!

Basically, a 'what-if' scenario in which somehow Chris was catapulted into a toxic waste puddle instead of the Latrines in 'Revenge'. Chef's the star this time! Let's just hope he survives long enough to get the girl (and possibly a paycheck)!

Trina's done it now. Grojband's kaput and may turn to dust in a matter of weeks? Will they wake up? Or leave their heartbroken parents behind? Why did I do this? Because of all the shipping fics.

Just a retelling of the infamous, creepy story. Follow Isaac and his friends as they journey to fight good, evil, and Mom. Also, if you read this on DevianART, I didn't steal it; I own that account.