How did it happen? Because some guilty party was going to pay dearly for this rubbish, according to Professor Snape.

He ended it. And everyone else will just have to deal with it.

Is Professor Snape single or not? Professors Vector and Sinistra try to get to the bottom of it with interesting results.

For his own good, the staff of Hogwarts and assorted acquaintances attempt to save Professor Snape, despite the fact he will...perhaps the measures are a tad drastic.

Professor Snape doubts the possibility that he can ever forgive Professor Dumbledore or the Sorting Hat.

Severus Snape tries to use deduction to figure out who in Merlin's name is sending him these blasted letters.

Professor Snape couldn't fathom how this was happening to him. What had he ever done to deserve... smirk

For ficlets that just don't have a place in my Snape fanfics as potential chapters.

Professor Severus Snape has a new co-worker that just might become the bane of his existance.

In which Professor Vector loses a bloody moron of a mentor and gains a fellow Order of the Phoenix member. Part 2 of The Mental Mentorship

Professor Vector decides that Snape's face has character, er, even if he does not.

After so many years of service coming to an end, Dumbledore realizes that he can do one last great favor for Snape in appreciation of his sacrifices.

Christmas is approaching and Professor Vector's old boyfriend was spotted in Hogsmeade.Whatever will a Potions Master do? He despises the holidays, but there could be more,er, complications this year.

In which Professor Sinistra outdoes herself regarding her good friend Professor Vector's birthday and Professor Snape just wants to do her in.

Professor Severus Snape tackles his greatest feat. Convincing Professor Septima Vector not to marry a dolt, an even bigger dolt than he was. Well, he never actually had her to begin with.

When Professor Snape crashes a party at 12 Grimmauld Place for the Order of the Phoenix, he makes, er, quite an entrance.