All of the human race has vanished off the face of the Earth, save one BatFamily a Joker Two random girls. One girl goes with the BatFamily. The other goes with Joker. This is the story of the girl that goes with the Joker and endures his antics and cruelty while trying to make him a better person and survive in the empty world.

Imagine if Joker met Harley years before their initial 'meeting' at Arkham Asylum. Imagine if he encouraged her career choice. Also a rage by Joker against male entitlement to women and how that's not how he pictures chaos. Rated T to be safe.

A short little tribute to Heath Ledger's 35th birthday. May he rest in peace. Joker wants one of his henchmen to pick up a box from a suspicious guy in a subway for him. It's not a bomb this time. More of a...yip yap, instead of a...tick tock.

Joker is injured and the nearest place with a needle and thread happens to be a nursing home. But how will the residents react to our green-haired friend?

It's a Severus Snape love story...well, much more than that. Danielle's parents are killed by Death Eaters and she is sent to an orphanage over the summer by Dumbledore. She is hexed by another boy, but Dumbledore can't come get her out of the orphanage, so he asks the one he trusts, Severus Snape, to go get her and keep her for a little while at Spinner's End. Time: 1983-