I died, but I'm not dead. Isn't this how every story begins?
Hmm, well this will be fun. Both my brother and I can harass our youngest sibling during school hours and he can't do anything about it. Nothing would make this better. No wait, if Kakashi would stop reading that book and Gai would change his clothes it would be better. It would also be nice if my brothers could cook their own food...Ah well, it'll still be a pretty fun time.
Angel Lily Potter, Harry James Potter's older sister, at your service. Lay a finger on my little brother and I promise you this fist, yeah this one right here, will be in your face. I'm overprotective of him, and you will learn that lesson well.