One shot post DH epilogue. Harry and Hermione ponder how they get to their positions in life while drinking tea at a coffee shop and come to some odd conclusions. No ship except sinking ones.

Harry sees a scary clown and decides not to invite him to his next b-day party. Voldie is finally moments away from destroying Harry in his own fortress after torturing the BWL. AU and disturbing. M to be safe, and it scares me. One shot.

It was the Day-Glow orange tablecloths that finally did it. Rating for curses and suggestive lines.

Ron finally gets up the nerve to ask Hermione the toughest question of his life. But before he asks the question, he also ponders animals singing. Timing of publishing is a coincidence.

Harry and Hermione are skiing when they see a mysterious glow off in the distance, and Hermione gets the surprise of her life once they figure out the mystery.

Once upon a time…Once upon a day…Once looking at a boy…Once upon this boy's shoulders…The world sat." Harry ponders his life before he marries Ginny and comes to some startling revelations and decides to take charge of his own life. Canon til Epilogue.

In which Remus can't fight any longer, and Sirius just wants to dance. But at least they finally stop dancing around each other.

Mary-Sue runs into a certain trio during their infamous hunt. Rating because I don't remember if I cussed in the text.

Harry, as a Slytherin, is selected for the Triwizard tournament and uses his Slytherin cunning to stay alive. Rating for language.

Hermione does some thinking while driving at night. In the end she breaks something and changes her life by listening to her own thoughts. Warning, singing lips sink ships.

She chose to have no choice.

Its time for Harry to stop the threat he is causing for everyone in the Order and Hogwarts. He can't let anyone else die because of him. Prophecy be darned, prophecies can be misinterperted.

Ever wonder why Harry didn't really object to Umbridge's punishment? Hermione did. one shot, rated for insinuations

Snape confesses something to his girlfriend that could cause her to leave him forever. PG13 for adult themes

The Quidditch team has a 'safe flying' party after they win the Cup in PoA... OWKB FWAJ GWAS Poor Harry is trying to escape... "R" to be safe from over sensitive people prolly PG13

Ever wonder why Voldemort gave Lily a chance to live even though she was a Muggle-Born Witch? Or how Harry REALLY survived the killing curse? WELL HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!

He played with the knife he was supposed to be putting in the cutlery drawer."

Young Harry asks his aunt a question after a Valentines day spend in a cupboard.

The summer after Harry's fifth year, he asks his uncle for one last thing... One shot... written at two a.m. posted around ten of three... of course its gonna be weird.

This Fic Is Dead Til ?-? Harry has a secret. His Uncle beats him when he gets drunk. Harry gets sick. Harry can't fight back anymore. What will happen? RR PG13 cause of abuse. May seem like RH in the beginning.. Last chapter subject to change NOW AU