A routine scan of the Internet leaves the Data Integration Thought Entity battling a nasty virus, forcing it to temporarily sever its connection with humanoid interfaces Nagato and Asakura. Adventures ensue as a changed Yuki discovers romance with Taniguchi and Ryoko falls in lust with Haruhi, while Kyon struggles to court an uncooperative Mikuru. AU.

The SOS Brigade is in college now and things have changed in the club room. Haruhi plays online games, Koizumi sews, Yuki watches Korean soaps, and Mikuru serves beer instead of tea - dressed in little more than her high heels and bunny ears. Follow the adventures of everyone's favorite Moe Nude Bunny Barmaid as she makes sure the taps are clean and everyone's glass is full!

Haruhi Suzumiya refuses to pursue the painful TRUTH surrounding her recent poor treatment of SOS Brigade subordinates - and chooses to take Kyon's DARE instead. Meanwhile Mikuru and Koizumi discover some TRUTHs of their own.

Mikuru Asahina's former classmate (and stalker), now a criminal banished to the edge of the universe, hasn't forgotten about his one true love. In fact, he's hired a rogue humanoid interface to kidnap Mikuru and deliver her to him. Can Kyon, Yuki and Koizumi save her before it's too late?

Haruhi sends Kyon and Koizumi off to get an air conditioner. Now that the guys are out of the way, she can have her way with Mikuru. An M-rated oneshot parody inspired by the final episode of season 2, "Someday in the Rain". Yuri alert!