A small snippet of one of the many conversations shared by Diaval and Maleficent.

Often: Model Haymitch Abernathy beds actress Effie Trinket and her stylist. Pumped Up Kicks: Mafia bank robbers Katniss, Effie and Haymitch go on a quick run. Love Runs Out: Sir Haymitch must break news to Queen Effie. Rude: Young Arabian soldier deployed in America attempts to get his lovers father's blessing. Make You Feel My Love: Effie keeps Haymitch busy through withdrawal.

These four were a team. Everyone expected them to come out alive and with each other. But they didn't expect to come out broken, burning and oh so very mismatched. And now that they are... well, they may just mend each other.

Haymitch comes home very late - or very early, in this case - murmuring something about lost bets. When Effie's curiosity peaks her, she reveals a piece of information that makes her absolutely elated. Rated K just to be sure.

Haymitch and Effie share a moment a few days after the rebellion ends. Rated T for mentions of suicide and some mild cursing.

Our favorite Hunger Games characters use Facebook to create couples, help dig each other out of sticky situations and just be all out funny.

Effie manages to drag Haymitch out of bed to go shopping, and he decides to make the best of it. {{Prompted by Woodspurge}}

Or, the universe in which Katniss simply can't love the boy with the bread, and finds herself in the arms of someone so much like him, yet so different at the same time.

Katniss is out for awhile, and Peeta is tired of stolen kisses and brief hugs. He wants more. {{Haymitch x Peeta pairing, lemons ahoy}}

Effie would have to say her favorite thing about him was his eyes. {{A little insight on Hayffie pre-74th Games and post-rebellion.}} A bit of Effie's thoughts on Haymitch, on what happened the day *SPOILER ALERT* Snow and Coin died and why her favorite part about Haymitch was his eyes.

Katniss and Haymitch are forced into marriage to protect each other from being married off to strangers. But Katniss begins to fear their marriage is not only based off of protecting each other, but on something electric that she's only ever shared with Peeta Mellark.

Or, Haymitch goes into the arena and suffers through the Jabberjay hour.

In which Haymitch drags Effie out for firewood and they get very, very distracted. {{Humorous Hayffie is my vice, so enjoy!}}

Effie was nominated and the time was ticking. Might as well get it over with, after all they weren't going to relent.

"Take me to church, I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife." Diaval isn't as sweet as we'd all like to think, and it's slowly killing Maleficent. {{Diavicent, I've seriously got no idea what happened here but have fun}}

In which Haymitch must kick his vice for something - or rather someone - more important.

Maleficent reflects on the times she's witnessed blood and why she hates it so much. Implied Diavicent plus Stefan x Maleficent.

It had happened before; they had kissed each other to make sure they were real. It usually only happened when the nightmares were terrible and the touch wasn't enough to make one or the other believe that they weren't in the arena, believe that they were alive. Rated M for later chapters, possible HaymitcxOC {{Chapters posted every Sunday}}

Who does Finnick go to when he needs to cope with his first appointment? Why, the only one that understands of course. A slightly dark Haymitch x Finnick pairing because now I ship it.

The five times people inconspicuously noticed Haymitch and Effie and chose to ignore it. {{Hayffie/Fluff/T}}