"I'm sorry, Dr. Foster, it just doesn't make any sense. People don't fall in love after only knowing each other for one day." "With all due respect, Agent Romanov, it's been a VERY long day." Lokane.

Twenty-one-year-old Sarah Williams doesn't have much to complain about. She has awesome friends, she's about to graduate from college with flying colors, and she's going to her dream university for Grad school. The last thing she needs is any uncomfortable blasts from the past, but that's exactly what she's about to get. Here's hoping she lives through this.

The first day of school is never easy on Ms. Jane Foster, but that was before three genius students transferred to the school and got assigned to her class. Now, every day is a nightmare for Jane, and she hasn't even met their father yet. Prequel to Meeting Ms. Foster. Pre-Lokane.

Some stories endure through changing times and horrid tragedies. Some are lost and forgotten. And some hidden by everyone involved, because they are just so embarrassing. This is not one of those stories, but it does derive from one, and Jareth and Loki would probably prefer it if you didn't read this.

Loki of Asgard is bored, which is probably why a visit to the mundane kingdom of Midgard felt like a good idea. Jane of Midgard is having a bad day, which is mostly because she just got kidnapped by insurgents, and she's going to miss her science lessons. Naturally, an encounter is inevitable.

It starts as just a routine parent teacher conference for elementary school teacher, Jane Foster. Sure, the Odinson kids are a handful, but Jane never thought about how that would reflect on their father, and she's about to find out that the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.

I never fawned over Harry Potter like all the other girls at hogwarts, I had better things to do. Plus I had my own boyfriend who I loved more than anything who I knew loved me back. At least, that's what I thought... MAJOR Ginnybashing

Marriage. It's a pretty scary thing when you think about it. I mean, you promising to spent the rest of your life with one person, that's why when you do get married, you'd better be sure it's to the right person, whom I had found in Harry Potter.

Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.

When the God of Lies and the Woman of Science meet, it can only be loud and chaotic, but maybe there can be more beneath the surface. Maybe, against all odds, there can be love. A collection of Lokane oneshots and drabbles. (Please see the Author's note in chapter 9).

It's nothing Jane will be proud of the next morning, just a tiny lapse in good judgement, but the streetwalker is in her life now, and for better or worse, he's here to stay. Lokane.

The first time Jane Foster and Loki Odinson meet, she's sixteen and he's over one thousand, but they've been together for much longer than that. Some bonds can form across the universe, and come what may, they can never be broken. Lokane.

Psychologist Jane Foster can't imagine a stranger case than the one that's just been brought to her: an unknown man claiming to be the Norse God of Mischief, who seems to know more about her than he should. Unlocking the mysteries of his mind will throw Jane's entire world out of line, as she must question what is real, and what is just a dream.

Now that the date is done, Jane is going to need some advice from a good friend. Too bad all she has is Darcy Lewis. Meanwhile, Loki needs a little help of his own, whether he wants to admit it or not. Fourth in the Ms. Foster series. Lokane.

The Lokison triplets' efforts have finally paid off: Ms. Foster and their father are going on a date. However the night may end, those three are in detention for life, but first, Jane has to survive a night with Loki Odinson. Third in the Ms. Foster series. Lokane.

It's a perfect day for a funeral. The sky's not too gray, and the ground's not too moist. Tonight, the sky will be clear and the stars will all be shining, exactly the way Jane Foster liked it. Lokane.

It was such a simple task: go to visit Thor's brother and invite him to the wedding. It should have been easy, but nothing is easy where Loki Odinson is concerned. And by the end of the night, neither he, nor Jane Foster, will be the same ever again. Lokane.

When Sarah and Toby are left orphaned with nowhere to go, who should come to their rescue but the Goblin King himself? In her rage and frustration, Sarah's lips loosen again, and this time, there is no getting rid of the annoying king. Now Sarah finds herself contending with Jareth everywhere she goes, especially in the classroom. No matter what, no one can find out their secret.

In which the children won't sleep, the sitter is exhausted, and Zuko and Katara's love story reaches across the universe. Zutara Week 2014.

Chronicling the beginnings of a beautiful romance between Darcy the undergrad student and Steve the postgrad hot librarian, told in the words of Darcy herself. Will she succeed in seducing the sexy bookworm, or will her own loose tongue be her downfall?