A series of stupid and funny one-shots suggested by others. If they offend or creep you out, I apologize.

Description:This will be a Metamorphmagus/Animagus Harry sex god fic, he will bed many girls, boys, men, women and creatures. If that is not your thing, do not read this fic. Albus Dumbledore and Ron Weasley bashing.

What would happen if Harry discovered he was a Metamorphmagus and had to be betrothed to several females including Neko Hermione(part cat,from the Polyjuice potion incident),Pansy Parkinson and Minerva McGonagall? Very huge Ron and Molly Weasley as well as Albus Dumbledore bashing,all three are manipulative.