Just another night of Harry teaching his little group of teenage anti-establishment super soldiers aka the DA…until it's not. (5th Year AU)
Harry Potter has a particular set of skills…one of them is NOT killing the stupid people that make it their life's goal to annoy him. And they are really, REALLY stupid. The Wizarding World may regret giving him his Hogwarts letter. First Year re-do. Beware of Smart!Harry Jerkoff!Harry
What if things went down a little differently that fateful night in the Shrieking Shack? A "Happily Ever After" is probably too much to ask for poor Harry and Sirius.