(Shattered Glass AU) In a universe where the children are just as unstable as their Autobot guardians, Jackson struggles to avoid being arrested for his hobby again, Mikoto wishes she wasn't surrounded by utter morons, and Rafael just wants to watch the world burn.

(Sequel to Rules to Keep You Alive.) Welcome to Nemesis 101. In this class, you will learn about your fellow Decepticons—their quirks, their motivations, and most importantly, what pisses them off like nothing else. This knowledge is not to be used for nefarious purposes, and any attempt at using it for such will result in being thrown in the Brig.