"All that registers in her foggy mind is that this is wrong; every single aspect is wrong and Lily Potter, who has never played by the rules, whose universe was too small to ever contain her, loves every moment of it." Teddy Lupin/Lily Luna Potter

An outsider's perspective of FBI agents doing their grocery shopping. And she thought her shift was going to be boring.

A scandalous affair leaves the Potter family in tatters the summer after Lily Luna's fifth year, creating way too much twisted drama for her liking. All she's trying to do is like her step-father (who she kind of grew up to hate), learn how to hate her step-brother more (who she already kind of despises) and keep connected with her family. Unfortunately, fate screws everyone over.

Kidnapped for five years. Father of one. Jack Hotchner is going to have some serious explaining to do.

What do a high school soccer goalie, freight train conductor, estranged nun, ridiculed violin luthier, bewildered orthodontist, depressed homemaker, drunk lawyer, flight attendant with a fear of planes and a small child with overwhelmed parents have in common? Well, more then you would expect, which was probably absolutely nothing. And like usual, somehow the BAU gets involved.