Now that Voldemort is dead Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. His favorite musician, the reclusive Soames Grandfrey, has gone blind from a freak accident and needs an assistant. Harry takes the job and discovers Soames's real identity...

Aspiring romance author McGonagall is saddened by the failure of her grand scheme including the use of hamster observations for romantic material. New Ch2. Ron thinks about Hermione creating chaos in his mind. Much wordage with little plotage.