Lord Draco Malfoy had never thought to get married. To anyone. Suitors had tried and failed, much to the chagrin of his Mother and Father. One Mr Harry Potter seeks to remedy that: effective immediately.

Sixteen-year-old Lord Voldemort is transported across time to witness the consequences of his actions.

How I wished things had happened during season four with Martha and the Master being dragged along for the ride. HILARITY ENSUES. "Light travels faster than sound, Ms Jones. That is why some people, such as you, appear brighter until they open their mouths." On hiatus.

Bilbo Baggins was not somebody that could be spooked easily, what with facing down fire-breathing dragons and possessing dangerous magic rings. So when Frodo Baggins finds something so small that manages to scare his uncle terribly, it's a little bit unsettling. And maybe just a tiny bit...funny? Friendship/Family