Today (Sept 19) is Hermione Granger's 37th Birthday. It's also International Talk Like a Pirate Day. So here is a little fluffy fic to celebrate the convergence of two such auspicious events. Yarr. (I don't claim any ownership over the HP Universe or its characters. I'm just havin' a little fun...) Reposted from AO3.

The Headmaster and his Potions professor are asked to read Shakespeare to the Muggle Studies fourth years so that they might gain a greater appreciation for the great squib bard. All hail J.K. Rowling, creator of the Hogwarts sandbox in which I play. I receive no compensation from this work other than your lovely reviews.

Rita Skeeter always believed that revenge was a dish best served cold, but no one outwits a master spy and his swotty fiancée. Originally published May 2016 on AO3. I do not own Harry Potter and his ilk. He remains the care of one JK Rowling.

Severus Snape reminisces about falling in love as he watches his newborn child sleep. Originally published on AO3 for Father's Day 2016. I own not Harry potter and his ilk, but merely dabble with my drabbles in J.K. Rowling's world.