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persnicketyfics

  • History Lessons, My Foot

    Ginny is so very, very tired. Written for The Houses Competition, Round 5. House: Slytherin Class: History of Magic Category: Standard Prompt: [Character] Ginny Weasley, [Song Lyrics] "School's out for summer. School's out forever. I'm bored to pieces" - School's Out by Alice Cooper

  • I Love the Smell of Boggarts in the Spring

    Author's Note: So there's a lovely floral display outside my apartment window… The Houses Competition (or THC) Round 4 Story Type: Drabble House: Slytherin Class: History of Magic Prompt: Pepperup Word Count: 900 Disclaimers/triggers: NA Beta Love: StoryPlease

  • World Enough and Time (to Clean)

    A rare attempt at M/M daily romance for me.

  • Phantasm

    Hermione might be going crazy. Author's Note: Hermione might be going crazy. The Houses Competition (or THC) Round 3 Story Type: Drabble (500-1000 words) House: Slytherin Class: History of Magic Prompt: Eating a donut Word Count: 993 Disclaimers/triggers: Post-war trauma Beta Love: StoryPlease and Charlie9646

  • The Prank-filled Misadventures of O Bassiest Parvenues

    Severus has a side hustle.

  • In the Wee Hours

    Severus the Inventor, Part 1

  • The Gryffindor Princess Bride

    Hermione Granger has decided it's time to marry, and if she can't marry for love she can at least marry for professional gain.

  • Painting in Shades of Grey

    Written for The Houses Competition 2022. Hermione has a plan! And a Time Turner! And...a looser moral code!

  • Table Top

    A wild plot bunny bit me. I may have pulled from a few of my college gaming group experiences here, but this was really an excuse to write a silly "where are they now" story. Rated M for alluded-to acts. One-shot. I make no money here. Don't sue me; I'm but a poor civil servant.

  • The Celebrity Apprentices

    The war is over and Voldemort is deader than Moses. The Golden Trio is preparing to move on with their lives and establish their careers when Hermione and Neville are invited to join the Hogwarts staff as its first apprentices in decades. AU from almost-end of Book 6 on (Dumbles lives!) M for later chapters. SLOW burn. J.K. Rowling owns HP; I make no monies! (Reposted from AO3)

  • As It All Falls Apart

    Hermione decides to start anew after her marriage takes a turn for the worst. What she finds will surprise no one who has read any of my fics.

  • Happy Birthday Again, Severus

    A saccharine sweet followup to Happy Birthday Severus and in the same universe as A Father's Loves, Closeted Affections, and Avast Ye Scallywags

  • Meanwhile at the Ministry

    This will be a short series of very short chapters (as-of-yet indeterminate number thereof). They're not technically drabbles, but each chapter will be between 250-500 words. This series will develop alongside the last 50 chapters of "Snake in the Hole." Because PLOT BUNNIES. It is rated mature here, though on A03 it will be more explicit.

  • A Room with a View

    Severus Snape has returned to Magical Britain a changed man after a long absence. He resumes his old position at Hogwarts and discovers that he is not the only one who has changed in the seven years since Voldemort's fall. AU. J. K. Rowling created of the Harry Potter Universe. This is a fan work; I own nothing. (Reposted from AO3. Story started Jan '16 and nearing completion!)

  • Snake in the Hole, or Fore-sight is Worth 20,000 Words

    Why is Severus Snape playing mini-golf? A series of drabbles updating once a day. Inspired (okay, challenged) by Toodleoo. Recognizable characters belong to JK Rowling (all hail).

  • Guests Like Fish

    This story came out of a conversation about my drabble series "Snake in the Hole". It is a bit AU and explores a side of Narcissa that I think exists, though we don't see much of it in the books. Revenge fic (kinda).

  • Snape's 11

    Yes, this fic is exactly what you think it is. Spoof fic with the Hogwarts crew as members of Snape's 11. Strange doings are afoot in a Swiss bank and Snape's crew is going to set things right...as long as they get something out of it. AU. Totally goofy. Eventual relationship between SS/HG, but it'll take awhile. Original idea generated in collaboration with darkrivertempest.

  • Exploding Snap(e)

    A V-Day one shot for SS/HG. Reposted from AO3.

  • Happy Birthday, Severus

    Just a little one-shot that follows "A Father's Loves" and "Closeted Affections". A little racy, but not smutty.

  • Closeted Affections

    This is a side-fic to accompany "A Father's Loves". What exactly happened inside that closet?