Later in life, Naruto Uzumaki is deployed to a distant industrial town on cryptic orders. In a city torn between warring clans and rotten with secrets, Naruto slowly finds himself coming unraveled. For those who like a bit of noir with your ninjutsu. Conceived of before—and does not follow—the series' canon ending. Rated M for blood, sweat, tears, and other precious bodily fluids.

On the rare perfect Saturday in Forks, Edward invites Bella on a picnic in the hills. Beneath the rays of a blameless sun, Edward has something startling to ask of his mortal girlfriend. This summary may be misleading. Stealth crossover. Previously posted; now with half the calories.

It is the fate of the Hero of the Triforce to battle Ganon, the Old Darkness. How can the new Hero – a rank amateur and outsider – possibly hope to overcome the army of killers, psychopaths, and alchemic monstrosities that stand between him and that destiny? A final, patchwork, accelerated telling of the remainder of 'The Legend of Zelda: Shadow Dawn.' Rated M for the works.