On the internet, two ailing Fanfiction writers collide, the resulting explosion of sarcasm and sheer insanity creates a cataclysm of epic proportions. An unashamed crack fic, featuring a glamourific Dark Lord, a Very FAB Bail, and a rather confused Trooper. Co-written with Talicor. T to be safe.

Somethings, no matter how little or insignificant they may seem, are destined to change your life. For Ani Skywalker, It was the day a Jedi, Human, Gungan and Droid stepped into her shop. TPM AU. Small genderbend. Rated T for some death later.