It's really quite obvious- what is the other great unknowable mystery of our time? Drabble.

A "gift" for AO3 writer nanjcsy. Ramsay puts Theon through unspeakable tortures in a brilliantly-crafted plan to create a slave loyal to him forevermore- that is, brilliantly crafted until the final, and most crucial, step. Thank you, Internet, for the inspiration!

One of Mandos's Maiar, concerned for Hurin, decides to take matters into her own hands... but ends up making things much, much worse. This is a crossover with Game of Thrones (no spoilers, though- only vague implications), but there are so few stories in that crossover archive and I wanted people to actually read this.

Christine, singing a duet with her Angel, her Phantom, her enemy. My first phic (not my first fic though, just to clarify)!

Elros, first King of Westernesse and completion of the story of his sires. My first three-sentence fic!

A prince has a desperate message to deliver, but his emotional trauma prevents him from doing so effectively, which would have been perfectly understandable had he garbled the message in any other way...

Tulkas is searching for Melkor after his deceit is revealed, and does catch the Marrer of Arda... sort of.

Olórin sees the torches of Tirion in the flames of the Sammath Naur. He is pleasantly surprised. Or: In Which The Seemingly Anticlimactic Ending of ROTK is Explained.

Obi-Wan has a very bad habit (one he shares with me at this moment, incidentally, but fanfiction writing is a much better use of my time than essay writing, don't you think)? Drabble and a half.

A sequel to Cyberwulf's "The Slash Fairy Cometh" from the LOTR archive. The Slash Fairy is not satisfied with achieving total dominion over Middle-earth- she wants dominion over all Eä! Triple drabble, approximately. No graphic smut. If you hate slash, READ IT! If you love slash, READ IT!