Dumbledore putting up Magic Mistletoe in Hogwarts... enemies getting stuck under it... A whiny Cho... What next? Draco and Hermione get stuck, Ron and Pansy, Blaise and Luna... Hogwarts is really hell this year. RATED T FOR LANGUAGE. JUST FOR FUN! COMPLETELY AU! NOT REALISTIC AT ALL!
Hogwarts is back, Eighth Years are now an added grade, and there is a new class called "Parenting Class". When the brightest witch of her age, the Boy-Who-Lived, and Slytherin's Prince are partners- it can't be good. Will they be able to survive the year?