All Harry wanted was to figure out who murdered her Dogfather. Instead, she's got a teenaged (not quite) Dark Lord in her bedroom, her history Professor might actually be part of a historical whitewashing cult, and apparently if she doesn't do something then magic itself will be either a) Wiped off the planet, or b) Wipe out the planet. At least her Slytherin's cute?

Harry Potter isn't sure he wants to be a Slytherin. Nevertheless, he is, and whilst trying to survive the snake pit he notices that things aren't quite right in the Wizarding world. History is being rewritten, and sinister forces are looking to change magic itself. But can he win the Game when he doesn't know all the players and a Dark Lord is trying to kill him? Dark!Slytherin!AU!

There are Dark Lords and Ladies from every house. Gryffindor produces warrior kings. Ravenclaw produces inventively cruel Emperors. Slytherin, well, everyone knows. But Hufflepuff- Hufflepuff you don't even realize they've overthrown the government until the new system is entrenched. And, when you do, you're not even sure you want to- or can- change it... Dark Hufflepuff AU.

Of four things Harry Potter was quite sure. One: He was still a Parselmouth. Two: Professor McGonagall wanted him to breed a group of basilisks to prevent the Hogwarts wards from failing completely. Three: This was completely illegal. Four: He was going to do it anyway, wasn't he?