After a man dies, he is transported into the body of a young Dudley. Unsatisfied with this predicament, and receiving a Hogwarts letter, he is resolved to make a name for himself and become an important figure on the political playground known as "Magical Britain." Rated M for word choice, eventual violence, and, perhaps, later, some citrus foods.(Pairings still up in the sky)

Read to see the reasoning for the name;) I wanted to try something original, and this is what I got. Pairing suggestions are appreciated

Due to one of the possible interpretations of the prophesy, Harry and Voldy are immortal as long as they don't kill each other. Crack-fic. M for violence, maybe lemons later.

Harry Learning To control other peoples emotions? Fun. Imma try to write round characters, so no bashing.