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  • We're Here

    Sequel to "Almost There". Karkat is finally sure he's ready to pail, and Gamzee helps his little matesprit get through his first time. NSFW.

  • Almost There

    Karkat and Gamzee are thinking about pailing. They've been in a matespritship for quite some time now, and Karkat has been curious. But is he really ready for it? I suck at summaries. This is just a filler for my terrible writer's block - - Don't worry, it's just pointless fluff. Please R&R!

  • The Bet of the Sweep

    Gamzee has a flush-crush on Karkat but doesn't want to tell him. Terezi knows this and makes a bet with him that if he can't confess by the end of the week... there will be dire consequences. T for later chapters. I will try to update once or twice a week.

  • Familiar Senses

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have woken from a terrible nightmare. You desperately need your moirail and flush crush, Gamzee Makara, to come over and help you. Things happen that you weren't expecting. I suck at summaries. GamKar. K for descriptions of torture.

  • Don't Motherfuckin' Worry

    Karkat and Gamzee are having a peaceful movie night. But what happens when Karkat starts staring at his wonderful boyfriend with lust-filled eyes? Bad summary is bad. My first smut fic. Humanstuck.