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  • Hair Towels

    Just a really short, fluffy thing for my writer's block. Enjoy!

  • Such A Way With Words

    (From a fic prompt on tumblr. Taken from otpprompts) Karkat is receiving absolutely awful love poems from a secret admirer in his locker daily. He has no idea who is giving him these or why. But who is he to deny a little sleuthing? Or maybe the culprit will come clean...

  • A Cliche Highshool Fanfiction

    Karkat Vantas starts a new year at MC Secondary School. There he meets a very interesting group of people. A certain tall juggalo stands out from the rest, though. Is this good or bad? Who knows... but you can read this and find out.

  • Corruption

    The Demoness goes to kill the Condescension, but along the way, she remembers the relationship they used to have when they were young. No specific timeline, just something I felt like doing. Please R&R! :D

  • Fairystuck

    Fairystuck! AU. Blah blah blah, another gamkar thing.

  • Insert title that relates to a love song

    Toooootally original thing about the OTP getting married. I wrote this real quick after going to a wedding in the family.

  • He Isn't Coming Back

    It has been three days since Gamzee killed Nepeta and Equius and all he has done is stay with Karkat. That doesn't mean he'll stay forever, though. Sadstuck. Rated T for cursing; come on, it's Homestuck.

  • Pirates, Prisoners, and Islands

    When a group of the notorious pirate Captain Caliborn's prisoners wash up on a seemingly deserted island, friendships are made... and maybe a romance is formed when a certain grumpy 21-year-old meets a clown version of Tarzan living on the island. And maybe, just maybe... this group of prisoners wants revenge on the Captain. Includes alpha/beta kids and post-scratch trolls.

  • Karkat's Birthday

    Movie night? Cheesy pickup lines from Gamzee? Getting eaten out? What an interesting birthday, Karkat! PS I KNOW THIS IS REALLY LATE FOR 6/12 BUT FUCK YOU ALL, ACCEPT IT

  • Rayures et sniff

    You love her. You love her so, so much and you don't think you can ever make her grasp how much she means to you.

  • Récompense

    When you do something right, you deserve a reward.

  • This boy needs therapy(DON'T READ THE FORMAT IS FUCKED UP)

    Basically what would have gone down in the most recent update if it had all of my ships. Prepare yourself for stupid fluff.

  • As We Are

    Gamkar cuddles, kisses and affection? Look no further, for your treasure is here, my friend. Nothing much, but maybe just enough to quench your fluff cravings.

  • Merry Shitscram

    Just a little glimpse of what Christmas is like with the clown and the crab.

  • You're gone and I've gotta stay

    Terezi keeps visiting Nepeta in the dream bubble when she falls asleep, and it drives her deeper and deeper into depression.

  • VHS

    Everyone is hanging out at Terezi's place when she finds an old cassette that they taped when they were seven-year-olds. Soon they discover their TV-drama-like life was back then. (This is gonna have chapters, yeah, I'd be a major ass if I left it hangin' like this)

  • Just use a goddamn doggy bag

    Charlie is sick with the stomach flu and Mac helps him through it. Really really really REEEAALLLYYY short sorry

  • New on the Menu: Little Charlie, Big Mac

    Mac and Charlie are watching Indiana Jones when Mac realizes just how different his body size is compared to his boyfriend's. Just a little thing I decided to write after falling way too hard for this ship and an IASIP marathon on Netflix.

  • No Death Can Tear Us

    Just an experiment with a dying Karkat and my chucklevoodoo headcanons. Tell me what you think...

  • Business Trip

    Gamzee is on a business trip that was supposed to last a week- but flights and meetings got delayed, and now a very annoyed karkat has to wait another 14 days for his boyfriend to come home. Humanstuck. Mainly GamKar with some DaveJohn and NepRezi. Other side ships as the story goes along.