With Annubis due to arrive any minute, Stargate Command are not in the mood for anything else going wrong. A bunch of fictional starships showing up as a bunch of shipgirls certainly qualifies.
Game rules are abstractions, things to make gameplay simple... so why am I living my life by the rules of a game I have never played? Inspired by "Dungeon Crawling in Chicago"
One-shot. Lets admit it: this is what half of all ME3 fanfiction boils down to.