Zim was about to destroy the world, his dying adversary at his feet … yet he doesn't kill Dib. He wants to use that cunningly huge head of his, especially now that they are both so tall. Now, years later, the newest Tallest finds himself in a web of secrets, the past and the future seemingly tearing him apart. As usual ... this is all Zim's fault.

Simmons had been playing with the energy of the Allspark for years before the Autobots; bringing Nokia's to life left and right just to watch them squeal. Sadly, the Allspark had a sense of humor and now Reggie has a problem. No, it's more a curse. '07 verse. One-shot.

Cas does some quick thinking to save his two favorite charges. He could have chosen a safer city to abandon them in … that didn't have a bunch of freaks with pointy knives and weird haircuts and bad taste in leotards, but luckily Sammy's always prepared. Kind of. Crack-ish. Oneshot.

What if Simmons went through with a threat to change Grif into a 'female' in the Red Army's records while deleting the Blues? It is but a letter. Hilariousness, for everyone but Grif, ensues. S6. Also on A03.

Snape lay dying. His only regret being that he had betrayed his only love, but soon he would be with her. His Lily. Yet, in death, Snape finds that he will have to do a whole lot more than die to find her. He may even have to go to another world. Hints at possible crossover. One-shot.

The Freelancers stand patiently waiting for their new rankings and Maine can't help but let his more masculine side show, even if it gets him punched in the throat. Maine/South. One-shot. S10. Also on A03.

"She had zinged. My blood peach had zinged. I'm so happy and yet so sad. Me and Martha had hundreds of years together, but he's human and so short lived. And what will the rest of the hotel do when they find out? It will never work. It's doomed to tragedy … Unless." AU. One-shot. Dark.

There is a reason Sokka does not respect bending, calls it magic and secretly belittles it. It's not because he cannot bend. No, no… it is not that. At least he was born with his grandmother's looks. He knows he will go mad one day if he denies it, but that day is not today. He can hide it for another day. He can fight it one more day. Oneshot. AU.