DISCONTINUED. Sorry, y'all!

Sasha and her sister Layla were living a perfectly normal life, or at least as normal as a sim's life could be. That all changed in one fell CC downloading swoop. Now glitches run rampant, terrorizing the town. Floating heads, hideously deformed children, mutant pets. Oh, and someone gets pregnant with the Grim Reaper's baby. No biggie, right? Slightly darker than it sounds.

Because we were all there once, be it weeks or decades ago. Everything has a beginning, even simple pixels and simulated humanity. Do you remember the first time you played, nervous fingers hovering above the mouse? They do.

The bliss of a temporary, unsatisfactory existence shall culminate in your decision on whether to click this unimportant string of letters and coding. Choose wisely, my fair-fated friend, for innocence cannot easily be regained and life is such a delicate dollar-store lace of lies, pomegranates and Monkfish...Ever shall there be Monkfish and eternal youth for the faces of nothing!

Could that completely harmless little freezer bunny secretly be the nation's top spying effort? Impossible! Unless, of course, that's what it wants you to think...