What if the power the dark lord knew not was not love, but a power that Harry's father had, and Harry learned? Silly fic, not meant to be taken seriously.

A friend of mine posted a video on her facebook of a man telling his father he had just had sex, his father telling him to come sit down, and said young man saying he couldn't because his butt hurt. I laughed, and thought it would be a great plot bunny for a silly little one shot. So, here it is, Lucius Malfoy's very bad day!

In an AU where soul mates receive the marks their other half do, what will happen when Harry finds out that his rival, Draco Malfoy has not only been abused, but is also destined to be his other half? Slight AU, as it ignores some canon. Based off of a (credited) tumblr post. Rated M for brief adult discussions, violence.