Two-shot, 2009!phan, First chapter is rated T, second is M. Part one is fluff, Part two is PURE SMUT...with a lil' fluff :3 During the filming of the first philisnotonfire video, Phil jumped on top of Dan two times. The first time was innocent, and resulted in them confessing their hidden feelings for each other and loads of cuddles. The second time... a lot less innocent.

Elena Meyen was a normal girl. But after receiving the letter and finding out about her nearly forgotten wizard heritage, she's going to Hogwarts. Although, little does she know, it wont all be fun and games... There's a Dark Wizard on the loose... She's in the same year as Harry Potter