Sixth year. Due to the incompetence of that cowtoad Umbridge, Hogwarts has a new DADA professor. In fact, there are three of them. Throw in a giant cat, an evil overlord, and shampoo for Snape, and the students are in for one hell of a year.

If someone had a camera on Harry and his friends for a couple of mintues around every Valentine's Day at Hogwarts, this might be what would develop on the film. Rated for some alcohol abuse. Eventual HHr. COMPLETE!

When his friends decide to hook James Potter up with Prefect Lily Evans, suddenly it's one disaster after another with James right in the middle and unable to do a thing about it. R&R

Harry, Ron and Hermione are at Ron's house when people start dropping in - literally. Has Ron's ceiling turned into a magical portal to other worlds? Who knows. Who bloody knows. R&R

There is a dispute over who tripped who. Who insulted who. Who yelled at who. Who locked them all in the closet and therefore subjected all three of them to the company of Malfoy for hours. This should be fun.

OOTP spoilers. In the start of sixth year, Harry is angsting over Sirius's death. But when Hermione accidentally transports Harry and her back in time twenty-four years, they have to scramble to hide their identities from his sixteen-year-old parents.